Of all the late night talk shows in America, I have found myself becoming a bigger and bigger fan of Jimmy Fallon. I am always amazed at Jimmy Fallon's talent, humor and ease. So on this Monday on All Hallows Eve - Enjoy!
I'm starting with a clip of Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake's most recent History of Rap 3 performance.
For History of Rap 2, click here and for History of Rap 1, click here.
Then on every Friday on his show - he catches up on his Thank you notes....
The following are some of my favorites - taken from his book "Thank You Notes by Jimmy Fallon and the Writers of Late Night."
Thank you
...slow-walking family walking in front of me on the sidewalk. No, please, take your time. And definitely spread out, too, so you create a barricade of idiots. I am so thankful that you forced me to walk into the street and risk getting hit by a car in order to pass you so I could resume walking at a normal pace.
Thank you
...pop-up ads where it's impossible to find where to click CLOSE. Or the ones that suddenly appear and block you from clicking on a link you really want to click, and then disappear as soon as you move your cursor away, only to reappear when you try again. You are so awesooome!
Thank you
...Chinese delivery place, for giving me three sets of utensils when - SURPRISE! - it was just me eating. Are you trying to tell me that one person shouldn't eat all this food? Next time why not take it further? Why not have the fortune cookie to tell me to "take human bites." Or say "Are you done now, fat ass?"
Thank you
...flour, for keeping the paper sack container business alive. Don't want to change your packaging, huh? Whenever I buy you I feel like I'm Charles Ingalls buying something from Oleson's store on credit.
Thank you
...DVR remote control, for your incredibly confusing response time. I push rewind five times and nothing happens, so I push it again and suddenly I'm all way back to the beginning of the show, so I have to fast-forward again. Why won't you just work, DVR remote? You're so confusing. Thank you.
Thank you
...tai chi, for being the perfect way to defend myself against an army of slow-motion ninjas.
Thank you
...box of Valentine's chocolates, for being like a candy of land mines. I was hoping for macadamia nut, but I guess I'll have to settle for this thing that tastes like soup and oranges.
Thank you
...driver's license photo, for reminding me that there was at least one moment in my life when I looked exactly like a homeless serial killer.
Have a great week!
